The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
I LITERALLY DO 8 SECONDS OF WORK THEN REWARD MYSELF WITH 40 MINUTES OF TUMBLR LIKE CAN I STOP DOING THAT
JK Rowling walked onto the set of a Harry Potter film and saw Daniel Radcliffe looking extremely beat up. She thought his makeup was real and asked, “Oh my gosh, what happened?”
He turned to her and said boldly, “As if you don’t know!”
11 year old voice: why do i have to make my bed when i’m just going to sleep in it again tonight
im crying bc i just read an article saying that bieber literally called his manager at 3 am to say he decided that it should be spelled swaggy instead of swaggie
pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
my gravestone will say “oMFg i DiEd”
remember when alaska was just a state
remember when hazel was an eye color
remember when okay was just a response
I do, Augustus. I do.
if you call yourself ugly, i’m just gonna agree w you
got no time to make your ugly ass feel better
Why is this still going around
there is nothing romantic about being a mess and flunking out of school and crying in therapist’s offices and i wish movies would stop romanticizing this kind of thing bc it’s actually very shitty