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irresponsibleeyouth:

The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

(via laughcentre)

basedgodniall:

I LITERALLY DO 8 SECONDS OF WORK THEN REWARD MYSELF WITH 40 MINUTES OF TUMBLR LIKE CAN I STOP DOING THAT

(Source: nointerrruption, via laughcentre)

teachmyskin:

JK Rowling walked onto the set of a Harry Potter film and saw Daniel Radcliffe looking extremely beat up. She thought his makeup was real and asked, “Oh my gosh, what happened?”
He turned to her and said boldly, “As if you don’t know!”

(via laughbitches)

getoffmybloghoe:

11 year old voice: why do i have to make my bed when i’m just going to sleep in it again tonight 

(via tate-o-potato)

• jennifer lawrence: food
• tumblr: OMG XD SHE SAID FOOD!!! I EAT FOOD TOO!!!! SHES PRACTICALLY TUMBLER XDDDDD!!!!

grunkfield:

im crying bc i just read an article saying that bieber literally called his manager at 3 am to say he decided that it should be spelled swaggy instead of swaggie

(via foodismynigga)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood

(via ihateburritos)

• facebook: someone added a photo of you
• me: fuck

aladone:

my gravestone will say “oMFg i DiEd”

(via tate-o-potato)

they-kept-their-silence:

uhh-what-the:

remember when alaska was just a state

remember when hazel was an eye color

remember when okay was just a response

remember when

I do, Augustus. I do.

(via ihateburritos)

trixietang:

trixietang:

if you call yourself ugly, i’m just gonna agree w you

got no time to make your ugly ass feel better

Why is this still going around

(via cracks-me-up)

justinbieberrealness:

there is nothing romantic about being a mess and flunking out of school and crying in therapist’s offices and i wish movies would stop romanticizing this kind of thing bc it’s actually very shitty

(Source: hahahanooope, via wurnbo)